When I first started this blog I related personal stories of when I first began to masturbate and how my habit began to take up hours of my time each week. Then my account got hacked and I lost all those posts. Now I just post pictures of hot chicks and submit my virtual drool. Beautiful women need the support because they don't get enough attention already. Just kidding. I am working on a bill that would legally require all sexy women to publish photos of themselves on the internet in various stages of undress. I tell you it oughta be a law.
And now for a nice picture of Melissa Wheat stolen from the nice folks over at MalibuStrings.com